What's the difference?! I really am so completely, utterly, totally confused. Everyone I know just generalises them to one thing..and here I am just stuck in the middle of two words unsure whether what I say is a euphemism or an innuendo. I haven't been this confused since Joe Mcelderry turned gay well actually I wasn't too consfused about that- I mean everyone knew he was gay. It really wasn't very shocking but I just couldn't think of anything confusing!!!!!!! Oh well, I suppose I could have mentioned the time when I was about 8, when my two male guinea pigs started having mini guinea pigs now that was cofusing (it happens to the best of us). Oh I've even thought of another confused time when Adrian Chiles was chosen to host a morning programme- I swear that he is the furthest from what I would want to see in the morning to waken me up. I mean COME ON; I very much doubt anyone wakes up and thinks you know who could really get my spirits high for this day a little bit of presenting from Adrian Chiles. No, they bloody well don't.
I have really gone over board today with my confusedness so take your pick 1. Joe Mcelderry turning gay 2. Boy guinea pigs making babies or 3. Adrian Chiles in the morning
So if anyone wants to enlighten me about my confusion over innuendos and euphemisms please do!
I presume that I will have enough time and random thoughts (or insightful nonsense ;)) to put it into some form of enjoyable reading. As Raven said- 'Let the challenge, Begin.'
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